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You cant do any business from there Milton Berle. Wit is the greatest treasure of man said someone.
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Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something wearing stripes with plaid is easy.
Famous funny quotes. Theres no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. I cant see my ass coming into work. I have Anal Glaucoma.
Hilarious Quotes From Famous People. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
My life feels like a test I didnt study for. Funny Quotes That Are Self-Deprecating. Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense and to have her nonsense respected.
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort Zach Galifianakis. Theyre going to tickle your funny bone and theyre going to amuse you in their own way.
Go to table of contents. Education is what remains after one has forgotten. I just go normal from time to time.
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early. Lots of them are equally great quotes on. Theyve finally come up with the perfect office computer.
Hey I wont be in today. Great people make great quotes and these prominent authors have made our list of the best famous quotes of all time. Im just really mean and people think Im joking.
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss but in the number of things they need no longer mention. 104 Funny Short Sayings To Brighten Up Your Day To brighten up your day here is a series of funny short sayings. If it makes a mistake it blames another computer George Gobel.
This collection of funny touching and just plain iconic quotes from Harry Potter will make you want to reread or re-watch the seriesAnd the best part. Im actually not funny. Funny Monday Quotes.
Aly Raisman Quotes Beth Ramsay Quotes Christa Allan Quotes Donnie Eichar Quotes George Selden Quotes Harold Jaffe Quotes Henry Kitchell Webster Quotes Jim Bob Duggar Quotes Jonathan Glover Quotes Julius Rosenwald Quotes Mark Hoppus Quotes Marvela Dawnay Quotes Michael McIntyre Quotes Ron Sexsmith Quotes Selma Dabbagh Quotes. Dont stay in bed unless you can make money in bed George Burns You can also do your homework in bed. Here are 45 funny life quotes by some well-known funny men and women on life that will enthuse you.
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